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Mike's Blog

To boldly blog what no man has blogged before. Enjoy at your own risk!!

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

It's official...

...everyone I work with is sick!! TAKE A SICK DAY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! They have been snorting, sneezing, and coughing for days now with no end in sight. There is nothing like the sound of someone blowing their nose 10 times in a row to ruin any hopes of a nice breakfast at your desk. Appetite = GONE! It makes me want to wear a SARS mask to work. With my MacGuyver-like skills I actually fashioned one out of a coffee filter, some paper clips and a rubberband. This should ward off the office nasties until this plague blows over. I'm telling you now...if anyone coughs up a lung I am totally selling it on eBay.

Big Tex is back in town and he's looking for you! Word on the street is you were talking smack about his huge wedgie and making fun of him for tucking his dungarees into his size 70(!!) boots. It's only a matter of time before he has his huge horse mosey over and pinch a loaf on your car. Big Tex's girl Lil' Tex is also in town to welcome the troops home so be on the lookout. She should be considered armed and extremely dangerous (with a microphone).


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