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Mike's Blog

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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Britney's Baby

Britney Spears has her monkey baby. Truly a comedy goldmine! It just goes to show that with hard work (on your back), being totally classy (white trash), and finding the perfect man (to blow through all that is left of your earnings from all your lousy albums) anyone can chase their dreams and bring life (read: waste of) into this world.

I can just see it in a couple of months when all the money is gone and the Federline's are back in Humpurunkle, Louisiana. All the kids running around with permanant Kool-Aid mustaches...Britney preggo with her 4th...their Ferrari up on blocks in the yard. Ah, the simple life!

The insane, every-little-detail coverage has reached a new high (LOW) when I am forced to come out of the woodwork and make fun of it. We need to round up all the people in the world that were genuinely excited to hear the news of Britney's monkey being born, put them on a bus, and drive it off a cliff. This may seem harsh, but I assure you it will make the world a better place in the long run. Who am I kidding, IN THE SHORT RUN EVEN! Anyway, that's my two pennies.


  • Mon Sep 26, 05:38:00 PM CDT
    Blogger Mike Overall sat naked at the computer and typed…

    What would be more awesome then a DNA text confirming Britney and K-fed were blood-related...and they have a kid together...guarantee someone will bring this to light.

    (On redneck Jeopardy)

    Brit & Kev: "We'll take Roadkill for $200."

    The answer is: the neck.

    "What's the best part of the squirrel?"


    (shotguns fire in background)

    Good times

    Mike Overall


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